Lovely Manners & Crotch-Grabbing Etiquette


“Here’s Lynch…Lynch!”

Now, I adore good manners.  “Don’t let your mood dictate your manners,” is lovely advice and makes the world a better place.

Good manners and crazy football!

I’m trying to write about the beauty of manners, yet yesterday’s Packers vs. Seahawks game is still front and center in my thoughts.  An unbelievable game.

Down to the wire, Wilson redeemed himself and owes Lynch!  A great game throughout with amazing plays; underdogs beating the odds-makers, then collapse (what happened?) and a lightning-quick comeback, redemption and domination kept the spectators on the edge of their seats and continue to capture the sports headlines.

Lynch fined again for…what?

Marshawn Lynch, in addition to his fantastic showing, is receiving press coverage for his most recent fine.  For what, you may ask.  Crotch-grabbing, of course.  I laughed when I heard this news.  There’s a fine for that?  Lynch seems to not care.  Maybe he can’t stop himself?  Is it his signature move?  Either way, he was instrumental in securing the Seahawks’ position at the Super Bowl.

Timothy Burke’s article, “You Can’t Stop Beast Mode, Or The Crotch Grab” includes photographic and video evidence of Lynch’s conduct in question.

New NFL Rules & Strict Enforcement

In recent seasons, the NFL has changed rules and enforced player fines and suspensions in an attempt to reduce violence in the games.  In a sport where players can sustain injury that stays with them well beyond retirement, this seems like a responsible move.

Unsportsmanlike Conduct

In the last decade, the NFL has been referred to as the “No Fun League” as it continues to penalize players for unsportsmanlike conduct.  Does this include military-style salutes?  Backflips?  Pee Wee Herman or Hula dancing?  Let’s check the Rules.

Definitions & Penalties

The NFL Rules Digest defines Unsportsmanlike Conduct as:  “Any act contrary to the generally understood principles of sportsmanship.”

The List of Penalties further defines Unsportsmanlike Conduct as:  “Any person (usually a player but occasionally a coach and very rarely one or more spectators) who acts or speaks in a manner deemed to be intentionally harmful or especially objectionable by the game officials, or by rule.”  [emphasis added]

The game officials have discretion when deeming conduct Unsportsmanlike.  For example, in one instance a hula dance is acceptable while Lynch’s crotch-grab is not.  Depending on who is judging, both (or neither) could be considered objectionable.

Further, since 2004, the definition of “taunting” has been expanded to include any “prolonged and premeditated celebrations” by players.  It’s a leap of logic to define a celebration among teammates as a taunt against the other team.

Additionally, how much time determines the threshold of “prolonged”?  What constitutes “premeditated”?  This level of subjective interpretation results in inconsistencies and is cause for controversy.

Abolishing Cheerleading?

Under these rules and definitions, shouldn’t cheerleading be abolished?  A cheerleading squad’s cheers and routines are not only a celebration, but are also rehearsed, prolonged and premeditated.

Players’ Expressions & Context

According to societal norms and standards, Lynch’s gesture would be inappropriate in a dining room or department store.  But, on a football field?

I love good manners as much (or more!) as the next person.  But, in pro football how much do we want to curtail the players’ expression?  The whooping, hollering, touchdown-dancing*?  The primal glee?

Wild Horses & the Warrior Spirit

While the saying, “Don’t let your mood dictate your manners,” makes the world a better place, the NFL’s mandating manners not only dictates the mood of the players, the arena and the viewers, it also squashes the very spirit that embodies football stars.

Isn’t this spirit part of the appeal of pro sports?  It’s the strongest, toughest, smartest, fastest of us — the best that’s in us.  It’s one player against himself; in unison with his team facing down the other team.  The enemy.  On the battlefield.  By definition, it’s outside our everyday society.

Taming the players’ instincts and expressions would be to put the spurs and reins on wild horses.  The warrior spirit is what separates football from chess — and fills the stadiums.


(*Speaking of dancing, Eddie Lacy’s got the moves!)


NFC Championship Game:  Packers vs. Seahawks, January 18, 2015.  Final (OT):  Green Bay 22-28 Seattle.


UPDATE:  Marshawn Lynch has been fined $20,000 for this infraction, increased from the previous $11,500.

UPDATE:  Marshawn Lynch has been warned by the NFL that another crotch-grab will cost 15 yards.


See:  The NFL Rules Digest, Definitions.

For further information on Marshawn Lynch’s conduct in question, see article:  “You Can’t Stop Beast Mode, Or The Crotch Grab,” by Timothy Burke.  Published:  January 18, 2015.

For further discussion on this matter, see article:  “The NFL Should Just Leave Marshawn Lynch The Hell Alone,” by Tom Ley.  Published:  January 21, 2015.

For discussion of the NFL’s pre-Super Bowl warning to Marshawn Lynch, see article:  “Marshawn Lynch under league scrutiny at Super Bowl,” by Bob Condotta, Seattle Times staff reporter.  Published:  January 24, 2015.


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14 thoughts on “Lovely Manners & Crotch-Grabbing Etiquette

  1. Marshawn Lynch.
    Oh yes.
    Now, I’m a Broncos fan for the last forty years, so the games over the weekend held nothing personal for me.
    But I got to watch Marshawn Lynch and that Rodgers kid play for Cal Berkeley, and I have wondered ever since the last of their college days:
    how is it that both the San Francisco 49ers and the Oakland Raiders missed out on those guys in the draft? Okay, maybe they would have had to have traded way up there to get a good enough number for that kind of pick, but that wouldn’t have been the case for Oakland the past decade or so. I think they, like, consistently had a really early pick.
    But how it is neither of those two ended up in the basic Bay Area is beyond me.

    Okay… maybe it’s not a stretch to see neither one of them WANTING to go to Oakland, but still, how did the scouts miss them?
    And I’d love to see either one of them grabbing their crotch at Mile High anytime.
    Or at Fenway.
    Guys grab their junk in baseball all the time, and they don’t even have to know how to dance.

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    1. Do you have a favorite for the Super Bowl?

      It does seem like a massive oversight that neither Lynch or Rodgers went to the 49ers or Raiders.

      Speaking of Rodgers — he was outstanding! It looked like he was in so much pain that he could barely walk. And yet, those plays!

      Excellent point about baseball and I hadn’t thought of that. I also hadn’t thought of this Lynch business until someone mentioned it to me and sent some headlines. Did anyone actually complain about it? How did the league come up with the $11,500 fine? Isn’t it enough penalty that he’s not allowed to wear his gold cleats?

      As for those baseball players, if they can’t dance…well…enough said 🙂


  2. Kevin

    Of course I had to check out a post with the term “crotch grabbing etiquette.” My curiosity was piqued! Are you a football fan, Danica? I noticed this post was a few weeks before SB49. I’ve been watching The Patriots since I was about 6 or 7 years old. I literally have not missed a game in 20 years. Malcolm Butler’s improbable interception of Wilson’s inexplicable pass on the goal line was the single most exciting moment in this Boston sports fan’s life – and we’ve had a lot of great moments so far in the 21st Century.

    “Taming the players’ instincts and expressions would be to put the spurs and reins on wild horses. The warrior spirit is what separates football from chess — and fills the stadiums.” Nice.

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    1. Thank you for reading this one, Kevin! Haha 🙂 It took me a while to make peace with the title, but there was no other phrasing that captured this topic. I enjoyed writing this one! That game was incredible and was such a distraction while I was trying to write a piece about manners. I love football and it’s how I’d spend my Sundays if I could. I haven’t been following this season much, how are the Patriots doing?

      Thanks, I’m glad that you like it. 🙂


  3. Kevin

    A strange year for The Patriots. They had to play the first 4 games without Brady. I don’t know if you followed the “Deflategate” debacle, but, ultimately, Brady was suspended because the NFL never realized that footballs lose air pressure in cold weather, and blamed Brady for having “general knowledge” of Patriots footballs being under the legal limit. Scientist across the country came to Brady’s defense but to no avail. In spite of that, they went 14-2 for the best record in the AFC and their playoffs begin next Saturday. Nothing would please me more than to see the NFL commissioner have to hand over the SB MVP Trophy to Tom Brady. We’ll see.

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      1. Kevin

        My schedule is always cleared for football. I get really nervous, though. The Patriots are heavy favorites but, I never take any team/game for granted. Should be fun.

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