Look out, Cat!
Look out, Dog!
Here I come
Hedgie hedgie hog!
Welcome to my first blog post! Typing is harder than it looks, lol. My name is Hank and I suppose I’m ok with that. I don’t come when called anyway, that’s just not my style.
My ancestors are from Nigeria and I might visit one day. I enjoy being exotic so I’m not in any rush. I like being an African pygmy hedgehog, rather than just a plain ol’ little hog in the hedges. I especially like the sites devoted to celebrating the awesomeness of me and my kind.
My best feature? Undoubtedly, my quills! I have thousands and they’re sharp! Haha 🙂 I might be small — I weigh under a pound — but I’m in charge. I like to hiss, jump, growl and pop. Scaring bigger critters and those huge humans is fun! It’s also a great defense mechanism should I ever need one. I’m pretty sure I could take on zombies.
I love green tea! I caught the fragrant aroma while lounging in my bath one day. Fast like lightning, I jumped onto the saucer and slurped it up! I haven’t been able to find any since then but I’m on the lookout. I also love chicken and mealworms!
I can often be found running around, exploring and listening to music. I listen to music all night and discovered a classic rock radio station that keeps up with me. I’ve taken over some Skullcandy headphones — they actually go well with this heart fleece. I also like hiding and burrowing, especially in the heart fleece. Curling up in it makes me purr, but don’t tell anyone.
P.S. I am not a rodent!