Look out, Cat!
Look out, Dog!
Here I come
Hedgie hedgie hog!
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Welcome to my first blog post! Typing is harder than it looks, lol. My name is Hank and I suppose I’m ok with that. I don’t come when called anyway, that’s just not my style.
My ancestors are from Nigeria and I might visit one day. I enjoy being exotic so I’m not in any rush. I like being an African pygmy hedgehog, rather than just a plain ol’ little hog in the hedges. I especially like the sites devoted to celebrating the awesomeness of me and my kind.
My best feature? Undoubtedly, my quills! I have thousands and they’re sharp! Haha 🙂 I might be small — I weigh under a pound — but I’m in charge. I like to hiss, jump, growl and pop. Scaring bigger critters and those huge humans is fun! It’s also a great defense mechanism should I ever need one. I’m pretty sure I could take on zombies.
I love green tea! I caught the fragrant aroma while lounging in my bath one day. Fast like lightning, I jumped onto the saucer and slurped it up! I haven’t been able to find any since then but I’m on the lookout. I also love chicken and mealworms!
I can often be found running around, exploring and listening to music. I listen to music all night and discovered a classic rock radio station that keeps up with me. I’ve taken over some Skullcandy headphones — they actually go well with this heart fleece. I also like hiding and burrowing, especially in the heart fleece. Curling up in it makes me purr, but don’t tell anyone.
P.S. I am not a rodent!
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Welcome to the blogging world, Hank.
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Thank you very much! It’s an exciting day for me. 🙂
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“I’m pretty sure I could take on zombies.” I love this little guy! Thanks for the morning smile, Danica. 🙂
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Haha 🙂 I’m delighted! Hank will be happy to hear this, and I’ll tell him as soon as he comes out of the oven mitt.
Hope your smile continues throughout the day, Kevin. 🙂
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I look forward to Hank’s adventures!
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He was tickled publishing his first post! I have a feeling he’ll get a kick out of sharing his adventures. 🙂
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He’s a badass mofo! Do you think he would like AC/DC?
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He does! His current favorite song features in an upcoming post. He has quite a story to share….
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Hank is pretty darn cool!
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He sniffed your avatar and said, “Hey thanks, man!” Then went back to chewing a shirt. He wants to know how your dog sees dead people. He’d like to try that.
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LOL…I think there needs to be a high degree of spaz to have some of the skill set our dog has.
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Haha 🙂 I’m not going to tell him he needs a spaz factor. I don’t want to give him any (more) ideas!
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Hmmm, I’m not totally convinced.
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Of…?
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Hank in general. I fear he may be a replicant.
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Haha 🙂 That would explain a lot! I’ll have to ask him about it.
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A hedgehog who digs green tea – radical, man
Can’t beat th blogosphere!
Cheers!
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I was surprised! I need to keep my cup out of reach… I’m thinking caffeine content isn’t good for him, he’s pretty small.
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