Hey, how are you guys doing? Hank the Hedgehog here. Have you ever been rolled around inside a giant bubble, for no apparent reason? It’s unpleasant to say the least. Here’s what happened…
That Human comes in, “Honey-bunny, I have a great surprise for you!”
Mealworms! Has to be, right? Instead, she shows me this giant ball. It has the most boring smell… is there a word for boring to the nth degree? Anyway, That Human is so happy I figure I’m missing something, so I keep sniffing. I climb right inside and next thing I know it starts rolling!
“What is this now?”
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And, I can’t get out! Why would she do this to me?
“What did I ever do to you?”
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It’s all wobbly and I can’t get my balance.
“Hold still!”
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Apparently, I’m supposed to run about to propel this ridiculous contraption.
“Can you believe this?”
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No, I’m not coming out — or turning around.
“Let me know when the SPCA gens d’armes arrive.”
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The International Hedgehog Society will be interested in this contravention of the Geneva Conventions, Article 3.
No, I’m not even coming out for treats.
“Well, ok. Just a couple bites.”
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SPCA: Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals
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Awwww!
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He likes you, Mike. 🙂
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Ha! Love this. I’ve often wondered if little critters actually enjoy these things!
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Thanks, J, I’m so glad! Maybe some do? This one, not so much…. 🙂
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My life lately has felt like I’m in a big plastic ball with a boring smell, so I sort-of know how Hank feels. But oh how glorious those treats must be. Have you tried the new caramel M&M’s yet? They were worth the wait. Maybe not the greatest candy of all time but a nice addition to a line of fine products.
Great post, Danica.Thanks for putting a smile on my face yet again.
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I hope dashes of excitement and inspiration come your way soon! Then again, boring is sometimes good. Hank absolutely loves his treats so I imagine they’re glorious. I haven’t tried those M&M’s but they sound amazing! I shall seek them out!
Thanks very much, Rich. You’ve also made me smile again.
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Poor Hank! Give him some extra treats.
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He really appreciates your support! I’ll be sure to give him extra treats… as soon as he wakes up from his nap. 🙂
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Good 😉
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Treats or Tweets?
Don’ hedge yer bets, Hog!
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I dunno, man… I’m getting tired of being held hostage….
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Trust me, don’t wait fer th SPCA
Ya just gotta keep rollin’ on, lil fella!
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I’ll give it a shot….
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Rollin’, rollin’, rollin’ Though the streams are swollin’ Keep them hoggies rollin’
YEEHAA!!
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