Hey, how are you guys doing? Hank the Hedgehog here. Have you ever been rolled around inside a giant bubble, for no apparent reason? It’s unpleasant to say the least. Here’s what happened…
That Human comes in, “Honey-bunny, I have a great surprise for you!”
Mealworms! Has to be, right? Instead, she shows me this giant ball. It has the most boring smell… is there a word for boring to the nth degree? Anyway, That Human is so happy I figure I’m missing something, so I keep sniffing. I climb right inside and next thing I know it starts rolling!
“What is this now?”
And, I can’t get out! Why would she do this to me?
“What did I ever do to you?”
It’s all wobbly and I can’t get my balance.
Apparently, I’m supposed to run about to propel this ridiculous contraption.
“Can you believe this?”
No, I’m not coming out — or turning around.
“Let me know when the SPCA gens d’armes arrive.”
The International Hedgehog Society will be interested in this contravention of the Geneva Conventions, Article 3.
No, I’m not even coming out for treats.
“Well, ok. Just a couple bites.”
SPCA: Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals