What Did I Ever Do to You? (by Hank the Hedgehog)

Hey, how are you guys doing?  Hank the Hedgehog here.  Have you ever been rolled around inside a giant bubble, for no apparent reason?  It’s unpleasant to say the least.  Here’s what happened…

That Human comes in, “Honey-bunny, I have a great surprise for you!”

Mealworms!  Has to be, right?  Instead, she shows me this giant ball.  It has the most boring smell… is there a word for boring to the nth degree?  Anyway, That Human is so happy I figure I’m missing something, so I keep sniffing.  I climb right inside and next thing I know it starts rolling!

“What is this now?”

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And, I can’t get out!  Why would she do this to me?

“What did I ever do to you?”

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It’s all wobbly and I can’t get my balance.

“Hold still!”

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Apparently, I’m supposed to run about to propel this ridiculous contraption.

“Can you believe this?”

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No, I’m not coming out — or turning around.

“Let me know when the SPCA gens d’armes arrive.”

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The International Hedgehog Society will be interested in this contravention of the Geneva Conventions, Article 3.

No, I’m not even coming out for treats.

“Well, ok.  Just a couple bites.”

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SPCA:  Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals



14 thoughts on “What Did I Ever Do to You? (by Hank the Hedgehog)

  1. My life lately has felt like I’m in a big plastic ball with a boring smell, so I sort-of know how Hank feels. But oh how glorious those treats must be. Have you tried the new caramel M&M’s yet? They were worth the wait. Maybe not the greatest candy of all time but a nice addition to a line of fine products.

    Great post, Danica.Thanks for putting a smile on my face yet again.

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    1. I hope dashes of excitement and inspiration come your way soon! Then again, boring is sometimes good. Hank absolutely loves his treats so I imagine they’re glorious. I haven’t tried those M&M’s but they sound amazing! I shall seek them out!

      Thanks very much, Rich. You’ve also made me smile again.


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