Hey, how are you doing? Hank the Hedgehog here. Have you ever had your masculinity drowned in a sea of flowers, hearts, lavender aromatherapy, and explosions of pinks and purples? It’s enough to make you want to run through the woods beating a saber-toothed tiger skin drum. Here’s what finally sent me over the edge:
Ooooh… I’m onto something! I feel it in my quills!
“I smell green tea!”
Hold up, bro! What’s that on the cup?
“Do I look like Little Miss Princess?!”
This is too much, man, too much….
“Why is she doing this to me?”
I’ll have to update the SPCA. Why haven’t they shown up yet?
“I’m ready to go back to the pound.”
I just need to figure out how to unlock the door….
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SPCA: Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals
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So cute and cleaver!
M
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Thanks so much, M! 🙂
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Working on Award weekend, then no award sign going up- thank you.
M
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I’m really looking forward to your award post! I’m also honored that you chose this one as your farewell before the no-awards sign.
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I’ll work to make it super special maybe even a toast! M
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You’re so thoughtful! Thank you. 🙂
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Sounds like your little fella is hank-ering for something more masculine. How long will he have to wait?
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Haha! 🙂 Yes, you are quite right, Rich! I’m looking into some camo gear for his cage. That should be a decent start….
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Haha this is great! very clever. i was having a bad day but this made me laugh. thank you 🙂
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I’m delighted that you laughed! I hope your day has turned around.
Thank you very much. 🙂
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