Hey, how are you doing? Hank the Hedgehog here. Have you ever had your masculinity drowned in a sea of flowers, hearts, lavender aromatherapy, and explosions of pinks and purples? It’s enough to make you want to run through the woods beating a saber-toothed tiger skin drum. Here’s what finally sent me over the edge:
Ooooh… I’m onto something! I feel it in my quills!
“I smell green tea!”
Hold up, bro! What’s that on the cup?
“Do I look like Little Miss Princess?!”
This is too much, man, too much….
“Why is she doing this to me?”
I’ll have to update the SPCA. Why haven’t they shown up yet?
“I’m ready to go back to the pound.”
I just need to figure out how to unlock the door….
SPCA: Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals