Hey, Hank the Hedgehog here. Have you ever wanted to do something but couldn’t get out of your hut? Welcome to my world.
Course, I could get out of my hut, physically and all. But I couldn’t muster up the willpower. I wanted to hunt a couple bees and flies that came my way. I wanted to write a blog post a while ago. I wanted to nap on top of all my bedding and feel the fan breeze through my quills. I wanted to try burrowing my way to freedom — again. But I couldn’t muster up the willpower to get my legs in motion.
Then for no reason whatsoever That Human moved my hut — took it right off me and flipped it upside down!
Why, why, why, Human?
As I always say, you can take the hut off the hedgehog but you can’t make him get up. So, here I am. Still can’t get up.
Must be the hog days of summer.