“What? No, it’s my towel now.” It’s the closest thing to camo I’ve found in this place.
“You can have my pink blanket with the flowers.” The spider eggs I hid there were mighty tasty. That reminds me —
“We’re low on spiders.”
What’s her problem?
“Since you’re going out anyway and I’m being held captive.”
Shhh. Don’t tell her I can smell that cold outside air from here…burrowed in my toasty almost-camo towel….
Peace out.
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I think Hank is trying to channel his inner Billy Idol during the Generation X days, plus he’s acting like a bit of a punk.
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It’s a, nice day for a, white towel?
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Eating spiders with myself oh oh oh oh….
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That explains the tour itinerary I found.
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Don’t let him know you found it. He’ll just curl his lip at you.
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Webs for fantasy….
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Spider Flesh For Fantasy
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Quills in the City
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Spider eyes without a face
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Cradle of Spider Eggs
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Blanket of love
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Cover your ears when he sings his version of Mony Mony though.
Hey say what get…..
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Neighbors have complained… I told them it couldn’t have been my place, nobody was home.
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I read about a 3 day raver that started when a hedgehog sent out one tweet.
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I’d better block twitter. But, kind of like closing the barn door after the hedgehogs are long gone.
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You may want to look into the dating app he started called hogger
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Uh-oh. I’ve already had weird calls from angry females.
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Plus some dude may show up at your house in a pig costume.
“Nope. No one here named Hank. I think you have the wrong house. Perhaps the wrong area altogether. Definately the wrong idea too.”
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A nice day for white hog wedding — or a better day to host German tourists who like answering the door and don’t understand english.
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Just watch old episodes of Hogan’s Heroes before this creeper shows up.
“I KNOW NOTHING!!!!!”
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LOL 🙂
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I’d like to watch that show! I’ve seen a couple episodes and seem to remember it was pretty good.
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I was thinking about doing some old tv show posts.
I think that one would make the cut if I ever do.
Especially since I usually do know nothing.
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That’s a great idea! I’d love to read along. Whenever I come across old TV shows I think of how it reflects a time and place… I saw Sanford and Son for the first time and the commentary on race relations got my attention.
Sometimes they’re just really good shows too.
Haha 🙂 You know a lot more than you let on.
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I used to watch Sanford and Son with my dad.
70’s tv was not PC.
That show, The Jeffersons, All In The Family would never fly today.
Archie Bunker was a dumb bigot. We knew he was dumb, so we laughed with him and at him at the same time.
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Yes, some of the dialogue is a bit jolting. I got that impression too, and how other characters would attempt to enlighten that one character… seems to be a theme across several shows.
You already have the makings of a blog series!
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Wonderful. Don’t they sleep all day and party at night? What a wonderful little guy! g
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Yes, he does! He loves his layers of towels and blankets. He is wonderful and a treasure to have around.
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