Hello Goose

Hello opposable-thumbed specimen.

Nice day for a stroll in the grass, isn’t it?

Foraging is where it’s at. *Honk*

You don’t like those flower petals?

They go better with pond water. *Honk* You should try some of this grass, see how easily it rips out? A sign of full-bodied flavor.

Maybe with some of that dandelion tea.

Suit yourself but that’s like watering down your scotch. *Honk*

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