~ Short Stories, Flights of Fancy and Everyday Anecdotes ~
Hey, Hank the Hedgehog here. How are you guys doing? Hope your world is full of weird smells, long naps and lots of mealworms. I was going to tell you about the camo gear I ordered but it isn't here yet. I was also going to get up but it's pretty comfy in here. Even …
Continue reading Human! I Don’t Need a Coconut Oil Quill Massage! (by Hank the Hedgehog)
Hey, how are you doing? Hank the Hedgehog here. Have you ever had your masculinity drowned in a sea of flowers, hearts, lavender aromatherapy, and explosions of pinks and purples? It's enough to make you want to run through the woods beating a saber-toothed tiger skin drum. Here’s what finally sent me over the edge: Ooooh... I'm …
Continue reading Do I Look Like “Little Miss Princess”?! (by Hank the Hedgehog)
Hey, how are you guys doing? Hank the Hedgehog here. Have you ever been rolled around inside a giant bubble, for no apparent reason? It's unpleasant to say the least. Here's what happened... That Human comes in, "Honey-bunny, I have a great surprise for you!" Mealworms! Has to be, right? Instead, she shows me this giant …
Continue reading What Did I Ever Do to You? (by Hank the Hedgehog)
