Human! I Don’t Need a Coconut Oil Quill Massage! (by Hank the Hedgehog)

Hey, Hank the Hedgehog here.  How are you guys doing?  Hope your world is full of weird smells, long naps and lots of mealworms. I was going to tell you about the camo gear I ordered but it isn't here yet.  I was also going to get up but it's pretty comfy in here.  Even …

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Do I Look Like “Little Miss Princess”?! (by Hank the Hedgehog)

Hey, how are you doing?  Hank the Hedgehog here.  Have you ever had your masculinity drowned in a sea of flowers, hearts, lavender aromatherapy, and explosions of pinks and purples?  It's enough to make you want to run through the woods beating a saber-toothed tiger skin drum.  Here’s what finally sent me over the edge:   Ooooh... I'm …

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What Did I Ever Do to You? (by Hank the Hedgehog)

Hey, how are you guys doing?  Hank the Hedgehog here.  Have you ever been rolled around inside a giant bubble, for no apparent reason?  It's unpleasant to say the least.  Here's what happened... That Human comes in, "Honey-bunny, I have a great surprise for you!" Mealworms!  Has to be, right?  Instead, she shows me this giant …

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